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伍业少女杀手是现实

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意义上的杀手吧最后我

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还是去了N队我本来觉得

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N队是最简最难最难奋

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斗的队等一下这是你的

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小偶像她是一个雨夜杀

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人狂魔然后为什么要用

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这个雨伞来打她呢因为

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雨伞我跟你们讲是那个

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的是把人做架的时候然后

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用雨伞遮着防止那个血

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溅在身上防止那个血溅

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在身上防止那个血溅在

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身上防止那个血溅在身

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上你们

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看你们看我今天直播别

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脱粉啊我跟你们讲你们

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看我今天直播别脱粉啊

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我跟你们讲好丑一个问题

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就是我连公演都没有我

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连公演都没有大家早知道

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去换一个造型大家早知道

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去换一个造型但我又觉得

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有点想试一次短发但

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我又觉得有点想试一次

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短发谢谢

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小菊宝宝送了一个老婆

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我雨伞还没收完呢我雨

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伞还没收完呢等我雨伞

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收完等我把这雨伞收

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了等我把这雨伞收了哎

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呀好了谢谢我们

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小菊宝宝谢谢我们小菊

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宝宝送了一个老婆老婆

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虽然我今天只是一个上

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海贵妇人我是个护摔阿

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姨但我还是愿意收下你

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这个老婆的帮我扫一下

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谢谢你啊宝宝